The speech is interesting that the rose comes
The speech is interesting that the rose comes
Press and attempt to cement relations with rulers of minority nationalities
After supper, the nurse puts the bowls and chopsticks in order, punishes scrubing, three people of one family take and watch TV on the sofa. The nurse will cut the good small musk melon and carry on the tea table, cuplifewhile putting the tray down and turning round to enter the kitchen, say smoothly: “This melon seems still very raw, cut down harder too, is it still not overdone that perhaps? ”
Fragrant wife: “Eh, this melon was chosen by a discredited husband, it is estimated that he has not selected carefully at all, it is a melon to put into the bag. ”
Discredited husband: “Similar, I have just taken two conveniently, see appearance is good, ,how choose? ”
Fragrant wife: “This can not,it choose this kinds of melon, it is press, smell rice line more not to want, it is get on soft not to feel, ones that smell fragrant and fragrant, prove that is familiar with. ”
Discredited husband: “Do not choose the little girl, kiss, smell? ”
It is white that the fragrant wife is facing toward the towering son of his eyes: “The relation on really liking and tearing with the little girl, I talk and press, do not kiss, it is according to going down with hands to press, it is to use the mouth, two different matters to kiss. ”
Discredited husband ha Peter’s face: “Hey hey, it is with hands to recognize again in Shanghai native language ‘ press ‘, it is old with mouth ‘ kiss ‘, how I know. ”
Fragrant wife: “You have one’s mind stuffed with, think little girl little girl from morning till night, dislike and avoid me for being old, not so goodlooking as the others’ little girl? ! ”
Discredited husband: “Unless unless No, you, it is after all I most goodlooking wife, piece the good compared with you! You had better seem in my eyes! Ha ”
Fragrant wife: “Explain one set at the mouth, thought of one set inside the brain, did not think I knew, you, miss the little girl all day ”
Yes nurse: “Haha, what all a moral integrity of man, know little girl, little girl. ”
All right, the man of her family is one too to often hang ” the little girl ” on the mouth is it possible that Man It seems, man no matter the old and the young, a moral integrity!
Spy and traitor
The bad smell husband meets the fragrant wife and comes off duty again, the fragrant wife gets on the bus, shell a drop of coffee candy, fill in his mouth.
Discredited husband: “You fill in a candy of mine every day, go home not to eat any more either at the supper. ”
Fragrant wife: “Ouch, overstate, eat some more or most less, just reduce weight. ”
Discredited husband: “Hate me to be getting fat to speak frankly, do smog play with ’sugarcoated bullet’. You woman forms the rod, people still think outside the household you always show consideration for the man, originally, wrote an essay in the sinister belly. Spy, you are suitable for becoming a spy! ”
Fragrant wife: “And you, eat not hard at all, have a little uncomfortable to die kind rather angry. It get pitch last acupuncture needle hospital,it last hullabaloo hullabaloo poor to let. The traitor, typical traitor! ”
Discredited husband: “Old pain each, you know doses of acupuncture needle jab get point, inside the muscle that doctor, smash smash, bore, bore, let people know whether to laugh and cry, sad to obtain in a complete mess. Can’t help really, have to ask two, feel a bit more comfortable. ”
Fragrant wife: “Why do not so many aunties, mothers nearby let that? They are still all women, even braver than you. ”
Discredited husband: “I said I would come over, they are Liu HuLan, woman soldiers standing the test of ‘ cruel punishment ‘, I, in revolutionary times, must become the traitor. Haha ”
All right, the skin of every position of this man’s whole body is very soft, except face, specially thick The spy takes traitors, can find no way out!
Blunt degree and handsome boy
At 20 past 18, the son leaves school and goes home, put down the schoolbag, wash hands and have a meal. On the dining table, a family not seen for one day, have a meal, chat.
Discredited husband: “Blunt degree of sons, the Lakers wins today, you are happy to very come. ”
Handsome son: “Eh, we turned on the TV set and saw it for a moment stealthily in the classroom at noon. ”
Discredited husband: “Then certainly a lot of persons support Yao Ming’s Rockets in your class, you support the Lakers not to dare to sound. ”
Handsome son: “No, Kobe scores I hailed. ”
Discredited husband: “That must be scolded by your classmate. Blunt degree! ”
Handsome son: “Shouted by you and come bluntly! ”
Fragrant wife: “Haha, yes, you father, ask you blunt degree, ask my blunt degree, he himself is the actually bluntest! Hear, cut down, make son blunt degree later, bad! ”
Discredited husband: “Haha, Ouch, today frizzled feather of my son. That let blunt degree, what does it ask? ”
Fragrant wife: “Call the baby, call the child children. ”
Discredited husband: “Ouch, the more let more, come flirtatiously more! So old a person, let like this, cut down embarrassingly. Son, is it cut down that you say? ”
Handsome son: “Eh! ”
Fragrant wife: “What then let? The guy? ”
Handsome son: “Ah, it is not good! ”
Fragrant wife: “May not be certain to call you ‘ the little girl ‘ after all. Oh, oh yes, call ‘ the handsome boy ‘, eh, let more, come handsomely more! ”
The handsome son has smiled, has not sounded, meals and dishes continuing being pushed lightly in his big bowl It is the silent approvement to be silent! All right, the more this little man knows how more and more too to be goodlooking!
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